Player Profiles

Name: Colin Duane Best

Height:  5’ 7”

Weight:  175 lbs. Kg not provided

Position:  The Attacker

Hometown:  Land of the gumballs

Role Model:  Hugh Laurie love how he walks with that Cane in hand

Favorite Sports Team: Pro:  Chicago Blackhawks; College: North Dakota

 

 

blossom

Name:  Nick Blossom

Height:  6’1″

Weight:  ton of fun

Position:  The Big Stick

Hometown:  Rochester, NY

Role Model:  Tyler Cox

Favorite Sports Team:  whatever team I’m on

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  played D-tackle

 

 

joe

Name:  Joe Braun

Height:  5 something

Weight:  7

Position:  Left Tackle

Hometown:  Chicago

Role Model:  Not Scheanwald

Favorite Sports Team:  Campbell University Fighting Camels

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Kim???

 

 

Name:  Billy Brown

Height:  6’2”

Weight:  205lbs

Position: Goalie

Hometown:  Youngstown, Ohio

Role Model:  Stephen Miller

Favorite Sports Team:  Cleveland Browns

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Getting 39 saves in one game.

 

 

Name:  Dakota Maximilian Callaway

Height:  5’8″

Weight:  152

Position:  Mid

Hometown:  Rockfield, IL

Role Model:  Grandpa

Favorite Sports Team:  49’s Blackhawks

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Playing wall ball for hours the first week.

 

 

calogeras

Name:  Zach Calogeras

Height:  6’6″ at heart

Weight:  165

Position:  longest stick on the team

Hometown:  greatest city in the world, Cleveland

Role Model:  John Cena

Favorite Sports Team:  The Mighty Ducks

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Dylan’s Power Cradle

 

 

Name:  Sam “Sprinks” Cohen

Height:  5’6″

Weight:  156

Position:  on the field, face off

Hometown:  Northbrook, IL

Role Model:  Paul Walker

Favorite Sports Team:  Chicago Blackhawks

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  winning

 

 

tyler

Name:  Tyler “Captain” Cox

Height:  Tall enough

Weight:  Seth Rogan Level

Position:  Bench Warmer

Shoots:  I’m not allowed to shoot

Hometown:  Cleveland Ohio

Role Model:  Charlie Sheen

Favorite Sports Team:  The Mighty Ducks

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  I got to play in a game once cause ball is life.

 

Name:  Sir Petrick Andrew Dutson III

Height:  6.4352

Weight:  ∞

Position:  defense

Hometown:  home

Role Model:  not Scheanwald

Favorite Sports Team:  Flint Tropics

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  When Scheanwald kissed Steve.

 

Name:  Robert Henry Fountain III

Height:  3.14

Weight:  4 lbs

Position:  left out

Hometown:  Kenya

Role Model:  Mike Tyson

Favorite Sports Team:  Packers

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  getting de-cleated

 

Name:  James Flynn

Height:  5’9″

Weight:  200

Position:  donkey punch

Hometown:  Dirty Jerz

Role Model:  Sean William Scott

Favorite Sports Team:  N/A

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Beating Steve in everything.

 

 

Name:  Michael Fowle

Height:  5’11”

Weight:  140

Position:  attack/midfield

Hometown:  Mentor, OH

Role Model:  Doug Flooty

Favorite Sports Team:  Chicago, Blackhawks

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Meeting Quint Kessenich at a BG football game.

 

 

xhuljo

Name:  Xhuljo Harunaj

Height:  5’8″

Weight:  175

Position:  defense

Hometown:  Rocky River, OH

Role Model:  Batman

Favorite Sports Team:  Vikings

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Beating Eds back to back.

 

 

kyle

Name:  Kyle Howe

Height:  5’9″

Weight:  165 kg

Position:  middie

Hometown:  Brunstucky

Role Model:  Kyle Broflovsky

Favorite Sports Team:  Korean Women’s Olympic Soccer

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Don’t really remember but ice cube shower cap.

 

 

Name: Stephan Klema

Height: 5’9”

Weight: 200lbs

Position: Midfielder

Hometown: Granville, Ohio

Role Model: White Goodman

Favorite Sports Team: Los Angeles Riots

Greatest Lacrosse Memory: One day scoring a goal.

 

 

spencer

Name:  Spencer Lonseth

Height:  5’8”

Weight:  175

Position:  offence

Hometown:  Toledo, Ohio

Role Model:  The man the myth the legend Steve Miller (the ginger one)

Favorite Sports Team:  Average Joe’s Gym

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Jimmy’s Mum-Mum

 

 

jeremy

Name:  Jeremy Love

Height:  5’11

Weight:  180

Position:  Midfield

Hometown:  Dublin Ohio

Role Model:  Roman Reins

Favorite Sports Team:  BMS

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Breaking Ankles

 

 

Name:  Matt Mendenhall

Height:  6’2″

Weight:  200

Position:  left bench

Hometown:  Findlay

Role Model:  Clark the Canadian Hockey Goalie

Favorite Sports Team:  Pittsburgh Steelers

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  playing JV

 

 

nick

Name:  Nick Mendenhall

Height:  Scheanwald – 3 inches

Weight:  depends on what’s on sale at Kroger

Position:  defensive defenseman

Hometown:  Strongsville, Ohio

Role Model:  Bill Nye the Science Guy

Favorite Sports Team:  Cavaliers, Indians, and the Browns (only in the offseason when there’s still hope)

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Playing since the 6th grade and never scoring a goal ever.

 

 

steve

Name:  Steve Miller

Height: 5’8

Weight: its impolite to ask

Position: defense

Hometown:  Myles Pizza

Role Model:  Billy Zapka

Favorite Sports Team: Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea Women’s figure skating team

Greatest Lacrosse Memory: That time when scheanwald and keppler got into a fist fight in the parking lot behind becketts and keppler slapped scheanwald in the face and then scheanwald punched him and then keppler ripped scheanwalds T-Rex shirt and then scheanwald picked keppler up and threw him on the ground.

 

 

Name:  Chuckie Moore

Height:  5’9″

Weight:  215

Position:  defense

Hometown:  Dublin, OH

Role Model:  Tim Tebow

Favorite Sports Team:  LA KISS

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  I think I got in once.

 

 

scheanwald

Name:  Ryan Scheanwald

Height:  about 7 feet

Weight:  increasing

Position:  middie/faceoff

Hometown:  Fort Wayne

Role Model:  The Famous Fire Extinguisher

Favorite Sports Team:  whoever the Browns play

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Hitting Steve with shots.

 

 

sam

Name:  Sam Schmaren

Height:  5’6″

Girth:  215

Position:  middy/FOGO

Hometown:  Chicago, Illinois

Role Model:  Fire Marshall Steve

Favorite Sports Team:  Blackhawks

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  #LeftyBounceShot

 

 

 

justin

Name:  Justin Swartz

Height:  5’12”

Weight:  170

Position:  middie

Hometown:  Dirty T

Role Model:  Ned Shneebly

Favorite Sports Team:  Tropics

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  seeing Steve cry

 

 

Name:  Mitch Voll

Height:  6’8″

Weight:  422

Position:  butt kicker

Hometown:  Achorage, Alaska

Role Model:  Wesley Snipes

Favorite Sports Team:  Toledo Mudhens

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Scoring a lot of goals.

 

Name:  Aidan Winters

Height:  1727 mm

Weight:  ∞ + some

Position:  punching bag

Hometown:  The Land

Role Model:  myself

Favorite Sports Team:  Browns

Greatest Lacrosse Memory:  Being promoted to starting punching bag my first game.

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